My eyes, my eyes!
I know some people get stressed out at airports, but this is pretty grim.
What then, pray tell, does it have to do with??
I suppose the charitable interpretation is 'nothing that can't be opened is truly a door'?
The most useful place there is!
If it were true that as community members everyone acted with honesty, integrity, and respect for others, there wouldn't be much need for an honor code, would there?
Also to be prevented: the use of the door! (Note the use of the door.)